if vegans knew anything... they wouldn't be called vegans.

What's beef.... literally. I can't even look up recipes on the internet without coming across some hipster's lame ass blog with vegan recipes and vegan ingredients. What makes me laugh the absolute most is how badly they are disgusted by meat and/or animal by products but love to use soy cheese and tofu sausages and wear pleather and stuff.

It really amazes me how badly vegans and vegetarians go out of their way to not use anything in their cooking or lifestyles associated with meat but sure as hell love to dress their salads and entrees with meat substitutes and whatnot. Call me crazy but give anyone a tofu burger and an angus burger and 10 times out of 10 they will choose the angus meat. The vegan mind just perplexes me on so many levels.

I'd also like to add that animals do not have rights. Only in America can animals have more rights than the people that inhabit it. When was the last time an animal actually did anything nice for you? and no i don't mean your lame dog fetching your sunday paper.

"Going Vegan" is the new "Hey mom... I'm bisexual~*"... Do something original instead of bastardizing the food industry with "haute vegan cuisine". There is NOTHING that compares to the luscious sweetness of lobster or the buttery delicateness of foie gras... so while vegans are eating their lentils and dusty mung beans; I'll be dining on perfectly pan-seared scallops with a decadent beurre blanc sauce.

MEAT EATIN' BITCHES GET YA GRUB ON